Jackassarina aka Crapcakes

And henceforth, the asshat known as Crapcakes, shall be known as Jackassarina, so mote it be...

We got a new bee in the hive today and part of Jackassarina's job is to prepare a contact list for all of the people in the office. So she sends it out to everyone and I notice that she's finally gotten my cell phone number right - she used to always confuse it (I think on purpose) with my home phone number. But now, she also has Mommy's number on there. I made the mistake of once telling her that should my line be busy she can also get me on my Mom's line. (I hate being put on hold, so I don't have call waiting - you ever been on the phone with someone and the click over to the other line and then spend like 10 minutes talking to whoever it is that called them? That shit irks me to no end, its rude, tell them you'll call them the fuck back or to hold on while you tell me that you will speak to me later) Now she's got my Moms line listed as my main number. I send her an email asking her to remove my Moms number and also pointing out that instead of just adding people to the list, she needs to also remove the people that no longer work here. (And why the fuck do I have to point this out to her?)

So she writes me back and is like, "Ok, just delete whats wrong." Wait a minute motherfucker! How bout you send out a new updated and corrected list? Wellll, since she's not gonna do it maybe I will. Send it out to the whole office with the subject updated and corrected contact list. It probably won't even shame her, then BossMan will start asking me to send out the contact list, so maybe I'll just fix mine and send it to the people that I actually like. Yeah all 3 of them...