Huge Pain in The Ass

Seriously!  I'm feeling kinda crappy, more on that latah, so I haven't been posting.  Plus mother's day was a huge production - more on that latah also.  But I just wanted to let you all know that I'm still alive but unemployed and frustrated!  I also wanted to vent about this enormous pain in the ass that has been plaguing me.  I've always carried my stress in my back - knots, spasms, etc - but this pain that I've got is driving me crazy!  It's like a  huge ass cramp! Like I'm clenching my right butt cheek and forgot how to unclench!  I can't sit down and I keep wanting to rub my ass! Or like I've got a leg cramp that migrated north....