So I'm upstairs, watching tv with Mommy and I see a commercial for tonights David Letterman. His Top 10 List is the things you need to know before marrying Michael Jackson. Since I practically live in the little glass fishbowl (a very dangerous padded cell if there ever was one) that is my office, I hardly ever have time to do anything other than wash my ass, feed the dog, read you guyses blogs and eat. So I say to Mommy, Mommy I says "Somebody married Michael Jackson!?" And Mommy she says to me, Trouble she says, "Yeah he married the uh (she was reading the paper), the whositcalled? The Nanny!"
And I look at Mommy still reading her paper and I say, "Fran Drescher married Michael Jackson?!" And without missing a beat, or dropping her paper, Mommy thunked me on the forehead like in the V8 commercials.
I blame you gossip boogers for not keeping me up to date!
5 comments:
omfg haha!! fran drescher! naw i think it was some african lady
Um, MJ got married?
thanks Danae, its good to know that I wasn't the only one in the dark
No chi mo posts on Kateblogsworth, Trovbers! All sorts of sorry.
Did he really marry Fran Drescher? That has got to be a lie. And I am dying at the thought of your mother thunking you on the forehead.
Coulda hada V8
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