True or False

Blog reader participation time!  below find some statements about yours truly.  its up to you to determine whether they are true or false....

1. even though I absolutely hate needles, I've been inked twice and plan on getting another tattoo.
   
2. once when I was away at college, I was seeing this guy, not too seriously.  I showed up at a small get together with two other guys -friends, and found a whole bunch of my guy's friends including one chick that I thought I was cool with.  I wanted to make sure that they all knew I was just cool with dudes, not banging,  so I approached her and explained, thinking I was coolest with her.  She not only tells dude I showed up drunk with two guys (Everybody was drunk!) but she also tells his other chick (the one that thought they were serious) and tried to set me up to get jumped.  Unfortunately for them, suburban chicks ain't got shit on Bed Stuy when it comes to a good old beat down.  Saw that shit coming a mile a way.  I was feeling a might vengeful after that so (and here's the true or false part) I slept with chick-who-ratted-me-out's man as payback for her running her mouth and starting the whole mess.
   
3. I've been eaten out by another woman
   
4. I can play the trumpet and own an electric guitar and amplifier
   
5. The other week, I was in Katz's Delicatessen (best fucking pastrami in the whole fucking city! also the place where Meg Ryan faked an orgasm in When Harry Met Sally) late night and I turn around after ordering my $16 sandwich (you can make two out of it and it is soooooo fucking worth it) and (here's the true or false part) there was Danny fucking DeVito!
   
6. I haven't eaten an egg - scrambled, fried, poached, over easy, deviled or otherwise - since I was 7 years old
   
7. even though I'm allergic to fish, I'm often found fishing and I once got a fish hook embedded in my middle finger
   
8. I've had sex while other people watched
9. I've dated someone who was 23 years older than I was
10. I've dated a married man
11. I have a blog crush

Make your guesses, and I'll provide the answers on Wednesday...

black is the new president bitch...

sorry for the commercial, bitch asses got me for that one.  it'd be my fucking luck that it will play that fucking Beyawnce commercial.  fucking free advertisement bullshit.  but I used hulu rather than utube, cause it allows you to edit clip that you would like to embed.  It's open to the public and even has movie classics like "Dude Where's My Car"  

Here's Tracy Morgan on Barack Obama and Hilarity Clinton.  tee fucking hee!

Hey...

more random shit to keep you entertained til I can get back on my regular grind.

• I have been on a job finding mission as of late.  I sent out a buttload of resumes on Monday and I have an interview tomorrow with an agency.  
• So I have this interview tomorrow and I start pulling out possible outfits.  I know I've told you all this before, but I have way too many clothes for such a small person.  I've narrowed it down to about 3 different outfits and a possible, but it will probably be a game time decision.  I decidedly very quickly against one of my skirt suits, but I will probably wear a skirt.
• I've been feeling kinda strangely about PYT.  Nothing bad, but I just kind of feel like I'm not in control.  I guess its the fact that I went from seeing a potential stalker, to seeing someone who has their own shit to do.  I basically came out and asked him if I was wasting my time or if he really just had other things going on.  Which is about stalkerish as I get.  He said that he really hoped that I didn't feel like I was wasting my time with him and apologized for not spending a little more time with me.  I can't decided if I really like him or if its just cause I hardly leave the house anymore and have nothing better to do.
• I actually did leave the house yesterday and spent about 3 hours in Ikea.  Saw alot of shit I liked including a bar table for my living room and a buffet that would fit perfectly right outside of my kitchen.  Oh and the vanity!  Lord how I feel hard for that vanity.  I think I may ask the Artist to borrow the pick up truck (despite my somewhat frou frou ways, I love a nice pickup truck) and go back and get it this weekend.  I also saw a canopy bed, but it didn't seem sturdy enough to have sex on.  My internal monologue was broken so I actually said this out loud in the store, in front of Mommy and like 3 families.  I was a little embarrassed but went with it and said, "What?  It's not!"
• Mommy got American Hustle from Blockbuster and was quoting Katt Williams all weekend.  That shit was hilarious, both Mommy quoting him and Katt Williams himself.  And damn that Lunelle is fucking funny.
• I found my Daddy's rope chain, straight from the 80s, and I haven't taken it off since I found it.  Its not a really thick one like Nas has been rocking, but its beautiful Italian gold. So I'm stuntin like my Daddy...
• So this is like 2 weeks late (sometimes a little slow) but I think I mentioned that I had loaned Big Mr. Sad a book and after I told him to break yoself fool, I suspected that he was just trying to see me again using the book as an excuse.  So I told him to slide in through my mail slot when he was in the neighborhood.  I even took one of my other hardcover books to the mail slot to make sure it would fit.  I thought it did.  But then I got a call from Sad saying that it didn't and to let him know when I was home and he would drop it off.  So he did and I was on the phone with Cousin T and hit him with the "Thanks.  Take care" and a door slam.  I forgot about the book til I was cleaning up on Sunday and just for kicks I took it to the mail slot.  There I am, 11 pm outside of my house in my pajamas and a down jacket trying to put the book through the mail slot.  The son of a bitch slide right through, fucking bitchass.

Randomly Yours

• Can someone please explain to me why some states allow Independents to vote in Primaries and why others don't?
• And while your at it can you please explain what the hell a Super Delegate is?  And why Republican primaries were winner take all?  Please don't think I'm stoopid, it just seems that all of the explanations I've seen so far just seem to confirm my suspicions that we're not as democratic of a nation as we claim to be...
• Apparently white male democrats prefer Obama to Clinton, somehow that makes perfect sense to me.
• Obama and Edwards sound interesting to anyone else?
• It's Black History Month, a good friend of my family who happens to be a blues musician once called it Black Misery Month...
• I thought everyone knew that King Tut and Cleopatra were black Africans.  When I was a kid Budwiser used to put out a poster for Black History Month and my Aunt Bling had one with the great kings of Africa.  Tut sure as hell was on there back in the early 80's. 
• I've been trying to be more active, so I apologize if the post (and comments!) come sporadically.  (and can I just say that I am hella impressed with myself for spelling sporadically right on the first go!)
• I would love to travel the world and see the Pyramids, and the Parthenon, and the Great Wall of China and all of the other great structures of ancient times that we are still trying to figure out how the hell they built.  
• Speaking of which, I love Nova (a program on PBS.)  I talked about the Secrets of Lost Empires II: Pharaoh's Obelisk for weeks after watching it.  And I just caught the tail end of Secrets of the Parthenon, which is available to watch online.
• Hautechick and I made up.  It had something to do with karmic justice and catass.  Hilarious to the point that I had to call her to share a laugh.
• I got my taxes done today.  Whoot-whoot! for mortgage deductibility! I usually pay to have them done to save myself the time and damaged brain cells, but I usually avoid chain places.  I started with a new guy last year (thank you Hautechick) who is also a certified financial planner.  He's great.
• What the fuck is up with the weather?  It was 68 degrees in New York City today.  I saw a whole lot of stoopid people with bare legs and no jackets.  It's still February people...

OH Shit!

I also find a VIBE magazine from August 1995 with Jodeci on the cover!  Its huge!  (anyone else remember when they were big like an album cover - that is for the people who remember turntables and records)  Why do I have this little piece of nostalgia you ask?  Could it be cause thats the year that I graduated from high school and it was the last issue to come out before I left for college?  Nah.  Could it be because I loooooooooove Jodeci and Ki-Ci gets me hot?  Eh, not so much.  Could it be because there is a blurb in the back about the Fat Boys and in the picture of them, they really aren't so big?  No, but that did make me chuckle.  And if I'm not mistaken one of them passed away, so RIP Fat Boy who passed.

The reason that I kept it was because Hautechick used to intern there and they used her as a model in that issue!  Awwww she looks so young and fresh faced hanging on some man thats not my brother in law.  Best believe it will be used for blackmail!

Magnetic Poetry...

...from my fridge. I tend not to pay attention since I have a shit load of words on there.  But from time to time I stop and look like I did recently.  Some I wrote, others popped up and I'm not sure who put them up.  Some I'm pretty sure I know who wrote them.

house dirty when I'm crazy

clean up day needed (by Mommy most likely)

pet me please!!! (Duke?!)

chocolate worship tantalizes (?  Big Mr. Bad was in there yesterday)

fever moist gleaming beauty (been on there for a while, author unknown)

oh god (Dear God, its me Trouble...)

what will we whisper passion so sacred

tell him you was out (? Slick maybe)

father how good things were past

what can't you do

taste my sweet wet naked love (Big Mr. Bad?)

magnificent lust

drench his fantasy

in vast delicious life

paradise between the flames

haunts her dreams

body  &  soul (author unknown)

they mate like roses

not for time

the moon hungers for thy joy

I run open (author unknown)

hair

my wildest gift

next century

bright rises

dark angel

freeze out dry death

gentle love

linger eternal morning

gaze out on turquoise oceans

warm honeyed evening

hungry wild chocolate

he said please

lets live

and feel day turn to night

cherish dark blue days

touch this beautiful promise

trust the rhythm of pleasure

on his love

I danced

clutching to careless summer

bathed in sugary kisses

drunk with desire

hmmm, I think I have the erotic set and maybe the love letters set.  some of them aren't half bad.  they aren't half good either but thats another story.  Anywhoo, the clean up process continues...