So I haven't seen Brownie in like about a month and a half, maybe more. And I really haven't spoken to him in about a week. so hes on the phone right now. I mean like right now, while I'm typing. And I'm getting one hell of a crick in my neck typing this and making noises like I'm listening to him...
He talking to me about lumber for his deck, like I give a shit. Bout how he just found out that the wood was cheaper and more uniform at Home Depot. Hello! And they have a price garuntee dipshit.. I mean is that really what you talk to a woman you're having sex with about? I mean if you're married sure why not, but I cant remember the last time that he and I did something together that didn't involve a bedroom. Can't even recall the last meal we shared, but I'm pretty sure that it wasn't someplace that I would have choosen for a date for two semi successful people in their 30s (ok so I'm like less than a month away from being thirty) Like Fridays or some shit. Nothing wrong with Fridays mind you but how about a little effort fuckhead!
"when am I gonna get you away for the weekend babygirl?" Ah, the trip. He brings it up every so often when he thinks I'm losing intrest. I'm really not the type of woman to be swayed by something like a trip, especially when hes putting price restrictions on me. "oh babygirl i dont want to spend that much. why dont we try a place off the boardwalk." (he wants to go to Atlantic City and if you are thinking "Hmm you sure he's not using your info to bring the next broad?" you should know that I'm a suspicious bitch and didn't give him all the details) The place he suggested was soooo off the boardwalk that it wasn't even in Atlantic City anymore. "Its only like a 15 minute drive to the casinos..." That was in like August shortly after the last time that I tried to plan a trip for us.
So he wants to know what I'm doing this weekend, and I tell him that I have some shopping and shit to do with Mommy on Saturday (we take a monthly trip to Costco and Target for the big shit and run to the stupidmarket for fruits and veggies) and hes all "Whats at Costco that you gotta go there with you mother?" "Paper towels, toilet paper, steaks, you've never been to Costco?" (I'm being obtuse in case you haven't caught on) "No, I've been to Costco, seems like your always going to Costco." "You have a problem with Costco?" He laughs, "No, I dont have a problem with Costco..." I'm tuning out cause I'm really losing intrest in his ass now. If I want to go to Costco every fucking day, its not any of your fucking business. I only have to explain myself to a select few, and you sir, are not one of them. So I'm back to making noises like I'm listening to him, correcting the mistakes I made typing the first part of this. And then I pick up on the words, you come me sunday. "Uh, yeah I'll try, ok I'll talk to you later. Bye!" I'm a terrible liar even when I'm not distracted but what I cant figure out why I didn't just tell him no.
I've gone about a year without having sex, well at least not with another person, so I know it not the thought of losing di that made me hesitate. Plus he seems to think that I answer to him, which is not coo at all. He's a jumpoff at best, and they dont get shit but a nut. And he bores me to tears lately, so why couldn't I just say no?
17 comments:
Are you dickmatized? Hmm?
Costco is the greatest.
And A+ for using the word obtuse
why dun u jus say no? b/c u wan his azz to continue to sweat u..
unless his dik is that good, i suggest u let him go..he sounds like a boring/ self-absorbed/ 30 something.
and everyone eneds excitement, not jus a boring promise for a budget weekend away...
BTW, I giggled when I saw you tagged this penis.
i giggled at dickmatized! and no its not that good, at least not for me. He always says how wonderful and amazing it was, and Im laying there thinking thinking its just aight
Then wtf?! Okay, we're going to Venezuela and find us some hot Edgar Ramirez's. Then you can ditch ole boy. Lets go, my shits already packed!
give me 4 hours and I'll be ready to go!
trubs, lose his #! and put his ass on dont date him girl dot com haha
Jamie, you did not just give shout out to dont date him girl.com!! Hahaha, I always look up my exes on there
Countdown has begun!!!!
Lawd, I cannot wait until I'm eccentric writer with a pool boy named Armando.
i cant wait either D, and Afro I wouldn't be surprised to find his ass already on there...
You said stvpidmarket! I luv that!
This sounds just like me and my quasi-boyf on the phone!
Home Depot is sessy.
It sounds like you're not interested in this guy at all and I think you should drop him so you can open yourself up to someone you actually are interested in, Troubs.
Ha Ha. You already knew that.
Okay I do not know how close you guys are and I do not know the history of brownie, but tell him to just lay the pipe and shut the fuck up already. Cause if it ain't about fashion, he can't keep smashin'...
LMFAO prettyblack!
LIKE I SAID B4, RIDE THAT TRAIN TILL IT MAKES YOU SICK, THEN JUMP OFF THAT BITCH.
I think my stop is coming up Shay
LIKE I SAID B4, RIDE THAT TRAIN TILL IT MAKES YOU SICK, THEN JUMP OFF THAT BITCH.
*************DEAD******************
Oh yeah Aced my Econ mastery BITCHES!!!!!!!!
Fuckin' A+ on that ass! 100%!
And still ain't got no sleep!
LMAO. PrettyBlack is the shit mufuckaz!!!
And if the stop is comin up-Jump for your life my dear:) Break his ego b4 you go though-just a lil special thing I always recommend, hehe, I'm just kiddin.
Or am I???
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