9.24.2007

LoOnY

BossMan is sending me home cause I just started laughing uncontrollably. You'd think he'd be used to my outburst by now. But anywho, the reason for the outburst was that I remembered part of another song that I learned at Levian Cult Camp, and boy is it a doozy!

We had a chicken
that laid no eggs
we had a chicken
that laid no eggs
and I said, "Honey,
it isn't funny,
to have a chicken
that lays no eggs."

One day that rooster
came into our yard
and caught that chicken
right off her guard
We're having eggs now
just like we used to
ever since that rooster
came into our yard

we had a cow
that gave no milk
we had a cow
that gave no milk
and I said, "Honey,
it isn't funny
to have a cow
that gives no milk."

one day that rooster
came into our yard
and caught that cow
right off her guard
we're having egg creams
just like we used to
ever since that rooster
came into our yard

we had a dog
that had no pups
we had a dog
that had no pups
and I said "Honey,
it isn't funny
to have a dog
that has no pups."

One day that rooster
came into our yard
and caught that dog
right off her guard
we're having pooched (HAHAHAHAHA!) eggs
just like we used to
ever since that rooster came into our yard!

I think there were other verses, but thats all I remember for now.

See ya later al-li-gor-ator! (tee hee)

2 comments:

af said...

omg!! do not talk about camp songs! i was a camp counselour/camper @ 4-h for a total of 4 yrs. and boy did we hav to sing some crazy songs!

i'll set the stage for one of them:

it's around 10:30 and we've just finished "sallying" (boys skipping around in a circle, then asking the girls to join them) and it's time for us all to settle down. so the permanent 4-h staff tells us all to sit down in our areas and we hav to sing a song that goes like "rose....rose...rose...rose...will i ever see thee wed? i will marry at thy will sir at thy will.... omg it sounded like a friggin death march) and then one by one we (each cabin of campers) wude get dismissed bak to our respective cabins. now this was not a small camp, so we'd end up singing that same likkle tune about 25/30 times....

Danae said...

Camp songs!!!!!!! OMG, you so rock!