So Crapcakes, aka the receptionist, is out until Wednesday. When she first started here and went on vacay, they tried to get me to come in earlier to cover her hours. I wouldn't have minded if I could LEAVE at the same time she does, but working from 8am til 8:15pm with these nutbuckets is not something I'm going to do without heavy medication and equally heavy compensation...
Trouble: Good Morning! Trouble's Job!
Caller ID 0000000000000 (I kid you not): Go- Mo- mmmmm m please?
Trouble: Please hold for Tone (*click)
Trouble: Good Afternoon! Trouble's Job!
CopyScamGuy: Hey this is Josh calling from your copier company, can you please read me the serial number-
(*Click - uh hi dumbass, if you were really from the copier company wouldn't you know the model and serial number! and does that trick ever work?)
Trouble: Good Afternoon! Trouble's Job!
Telemarketer that sounds like death warmed over: Goodafternoon may I please speak to the person in charge of your utility bill?
*Clickerooo!
Two minutes later...
Trouble: Good Afternoon! Trouble's Job!
Telemarketer that sounds like death warmed over: There must have been a mistake I was disconnected.
Trouble: No mistake and don't call back!
*Clickery!
6 comments:
Ah, ur so nice!
yo azz gun get fired trouble haha!! i wude luv to do that @ my job buh i dun get calls like that haha
dead @ clickery!!
I thought it kinda went with fuckery
everyone is entitled to screw with telemarkers Afers.
I got a voicemail from some scam thing telling me to press 5 to join some quiz mania crap (5 is also the number u press to delete voicemails - sneaky sneaky bastards)
Clickery! That was brill! I love Fun w/ Telemarketers!
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