Fun With Telemarketers

So when the crappy receptionist goes to lunch or out on a break or for a 40 minute crap, or takes her mother to the doctor on Friday afternoon (can you say bullshit?) I cover the phones And today I was feelin a little crabby and silly after Danae and Jane tried to tell me that Landy Bloom is gay, so I had a little fun with telemarketers...

Troubler: Good Afternoon, TroublersJob! How may I help you?(I give great phone!)
Telemarketer1: Hello Sweetie, How's it goin? Is BossMan in?
Troubler: May I ask who's calling?
Telemarketer1: No! Ha Ha, just kidding darling (like I haven't heard that lame-o joke before) tell him its rich from PushyBrokers NYC.
Troubler: I'm sorry he doesn't take calls from PushyBrokers NYC
Telemarketer1: What!? Are you kidding? I'm sure he would want to speak to me, I have an amazing de-
Troubler: Oh I assure you I'm quite serious. As to why, well, quite frankly your company is extremely annoying. Have a nice day!
*Click

Troubler: Good Afternoon, TroublersJob! How may I help you?
Telemarketer2: Good Afternoon, may I speak to ak;lji;d,n s,kerjoiwnf (totally mangles BossMan's name even though all you have to do is sound it out!)
Troubler: No you may not. Have a nice day!
*Click