Argggghhhh!

Bear with me, I'm in a crappy mood today. And not one of those moods that makes for great snarky postings either. First, I leave the house to find some dumbass sanitation worker has ticketed me for some shit in the street (The sidewalks (including areas like tree pits, grass strips, etc.) and gutter areas (18 inches from the curb into the street) along the building perimeter must be kept clean - from the digest of Sanitation Codes) - uh excuse me isn't cleaning the street the Sanitation Department's job? 100 fucking dollars! Shit is up and down the street because this asshat decided to drive without a license. She hit another car (in which someone was injured - hope she's alright) and then played pong off the parked cars on my block. She managed to total 2 cars on the block. And with those two cars still sitting on the block, the big ass skid marks going everywhere, and pieces of tail lights and bumpers this dumbass tickets my house (and only one other)! Of course I'm going to fight it (hence me having a copy of the Sanitation Codes). But then I get to work and find out that I have to take two days off to settle this stupid lawsuit from a car accident that I was in 2 years ago (I was a passenger). I am more than happy to let this shit go, but the crappy lawyer that I have wants to try and get more money. So that means I have to use two of my personal days to deal with this shit. Something I so do not want to do.

And I wrote a whole rant about the one black guy that my company currently has working for us but I hate to put my deluded brothers on blast. Eh, who am I kidding. You pathetic asshat, I don't want your ass. YOU ARE A JOKE! A freaking novelty, that they will eventually get tired of and toss. Keep thinking your special and you can talk down to the black girl. See how many checks get mailed to the wrong address (you know, the one you put down my mistake and then asked me to fix for you?) I give you 7 months then your back to slinging ass you whore!

And I heard this dumb ass broker tell her Colombian assistant that Puerto Rico was a third world country. Can't wait to see what she has to say about Colombia (I think she thinks her assistant is Italian!)