hello darlings! So Shay would like to know 7 delectable things about Leggs Diamond. Oh where to begin
- I love to dress up. I'm not talking about a nice dress and some heels, well I do like to dress up that way too. But I'm talking about in the bedroom. Wigs, costumes, dance wear (i.e. stripper gear), impossibly high heels, shit I even have a pair of butterfly wings! I recently rocked some leather look leggings, a cashmere halter and some 6 inch stiletto slides (I really need to get a new pair of the furry kind.) And then there was the gym class hero outfit; some cheeky little gym shorts (I brought a size too small, navy blue with orange), with footless fishnets (orange), a tight and tiny wife beater (orange), and some Michael Kors stiletto slides that I can't walk in (orange suede.)
- I think women are beautiful. I have no problem if a man wants to watch a porno, but the chick in it better be cute as hell, otherwise you run the risk of me snarking on her the whole "film." And on the same subject, just because its your fantasy to be with two women, does not mean its mine. I have no problem looking at another women, but I'll be damned if I stick my face in her cooch! Penis fascinates me in large part because I don't have one. Can't say the same about pussy...
- I do however have a fantasy that involves me and two very gorgeous men. We're (THIS PORTION HAS BEEN REMOVED BY TROUBLE TO PROTECT SOME SMALL SHRED OF DECENCY ON THIS DAMNED THING! )
- A dude I was seeing once asked me to put on a strap on and make him my bitch. He didn't say "make me your bitch" but thats what I heard, so I passed. It's not that I have anything against anal sex, (and yes Afro, Leggs knows that a prostate is the same on a man and a woman) but I really didn't know dude like that. Maybe if he had waited a month or two...
- Speaking of anal, I don't do booty duty. Do enjoy a stiff finger every now and again, but I feel like I should have something that I saved for my husband. That is if he wants it. Strange I know...
- I don't swallow either! I think I've made this clear so this will be a freebee. Ok, well there was that one time, but I was drunk, which was a bad thing for him when I gagged that shit back up in his lap! I kid you not. I spit that shit, and what I think was a little vodka, right back at his ass. Don't try coming in my face either, unless you want me to take a bite out of your shit!
- I love a talker, but just don't say anything ridiculous, cause I will crack the fuck up. There was the little dude that asked me to call him Big Dick Daddy - "What!?! Are you fucking kidding me? You did not just say that shit! You were joking right?" Or the guy that said, "Tell me its the best you ever had!" only to be greeted by silence. Or my all time personal favorite, "Whose pussy is this?!" Well it's mine tardo, "Legg's fucker, and don't make me have to tell you again!"
- I can honestly think of only one man that I regret sleeping with. He had been my best friend Freshman and Sophomore years. Even punched a dude in the face for trying to play me. Would always take me to the supermarket when he knew I wasn't eating the food at school. Tried to teach me how to drive in his car with crappy ass brakes! Talked him out of driving drunk one night when he could barely stand up but insisted he had to have some fried chicken from the gas station down the road (and every one else was going to let him go) 6'5" about 220 lbs and in the best damned shape of any man I've ever been with (my gawd the physique on that man!) and I loved him (not in love, but I loved him) and we slept together. I think we giggled through the whole thing! And then I left school to take a job in NY, but I would still travel to go and see him. But things had changed, and suddenly he didn't get my sense of humor. And I knew him too well, so I knew when he started seeing someone on campus. And then he told me that he got my old roomates best friend pregnant. And I wanted my heart to be broken, but it was so easy to tell him to "kiss my ass, you dipshit!"
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trubs this is crazy! i take like 3 days off from religiously checking your blog and im flooded with new posts? no worries ill tackle these in the moanin! haha
4. I def would have passed.
6. Co-Sign:)
7. I seriously wonder how they think it's turnin a bitch on. Shut Up mufucker, or back your shit up!
8. damn
Thank you Ms Leggs
*dress up? not so much, shih i'll wear a cute pair of coloured panties and a wifebeater buh thats about it haha
those leggings are majorleague haha!
*"dd"'s fantasy?:
"dd"
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teacher
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A plus @ the end of the semestre!
*wtf? u dun take it up the pooper? i was talking with one of my gfs the other day and she sed she has to be very comfortable w/ a guy to let him go down on her. girsla re soo weird! shih i'd rather cuddle/kiss/suk/get suk than jus getting right to the anal.
*"greco" wanst much of a talker, buh he was soo lame and corny that i had to try my hardest not to laff @ the shih he sed haha
*swallow? me neither! shih i'll go down for about 30 secs, jak it a bit, slap it on my mouth, then im thru, i mean greco was soo big u cudent deep throat that shih!
I don't think there has been one time in my life I didn't swallow. I thought everyone did, but one of my girlfriends who has been around the block said she never does, if she decides to go down. I don't understand?
Anal. Hell to the no. I got serious ass issues.
I don't mind porn, but prefer amateur. Hate fake titties.
I would love to make a dude my bitch.
Can't do snatch either. I got problems whiffing my own poosie.
My husband is not good at dirty talk. I am...but him, yeah...I rather he just stay hushed.
harley u n trubs cude nvr be gay men!! haha dont do anal?
u shude teahc ur man how to talk dirty to u. jus start by talkn about wuh u all are doing ie: im fuggin u real good, god thats feels good blah blah
i prefer ametour too! i luv xtube
yeah there is nothing worse than a bad boob job, specially the one where they put the implant in by taking off the nipple, then when they put it back on, it looks all distorted and melted. gross!
Shay Shay La Femme!!!! Hahahahahahaha. I'll be back.
* I used to make up songs, too... I don't like seeing people uncomfortable, either. It's sad and weird.
*** ^ Ignore that. I just relaized that was for Tiki's 7 things, and not Leggs'...
Um I would have passed on number 4 too. What did you mean about the prostate being the same on a man and a women? That's just something guys have isn't it?
And I would never do anal sex. I think if a guy wants to do that to a woman he is totally disrespectful and sadistic. If I guy asked me to do that I could never believe he cared for me. From what I've heard it's really painfull, dangerous and has no pleasure for women so if I guy wanted it I'd assume he only cared about himself and would put a person thru pain (someone he is supposed to care about) just for a little pleasure on his side - Am I weird for thinking this?
janers u n i disagree on alot of shih, buh that has to be the single most uninformed crazy thing ive herd from u!
so are all gay men who "bottom" into being disrespected and sadistic? what about "power bottom" who take all control? unless ur a-hole is the size of a cheerio and ur partner's winky is the size of a keilbasa and he tries to jam it str8t in, ur a-hole prob won't tear it half or fall apart haha.
is it degrading for a gyal to sug a guy's winky? not if they are a loving caring committed couple.
janers anal sex is the like ultimate thing a gay couple can do together. i'm not jus gonna do that w/ anyone. if u get ur salad "tossed" prior, use lube, let him slowly finger u, it's not gonna hurt. i mean when "greco" fucked me, my azz didnt hurt.
janers nvr say wuh u will and won't do. once u find a man who luvs u, then u will feel more comfortable w/ being open w/ ur sexuality. janers as a woman u need to lern to master ur sexual self. u need to lern wuh u like and how to get it. some wimin dont like for me to go down on them, idk why though.
yes wimin are socialized to submit to men's desires, buh u shude get urs too!
I can't help it. When I used to read Cosmo magazine (when I was stupid) they would have articles on it and the girls who said they did just said it was agonising.
It's different for gay guys. Ur body is different and it's pleasurable for u (with that prostate or something) but it's not for girls, it's just uncomfortable. Women's bodies are different, when u r with a guy there is a certian place u want a guy to be and it's not ur ass.
And I know what I want.
janers some women can climax from jus giving a man oral sex, some can't. some women like anal some don't.
some women like anal!
Yes but I'm not one of them.
A lot of guys will disrespect a girl for doing certain things (and that is one of them), sleeping with him too early is another. Straight guys can have terrible double standards. Actually society in general has double standards for me and women when it comes to sex - wankers.
But back to the point - I just don't see that part of my body as something sexual. It's differnet for gays guys - I'm guessing that's how u make love? but that's not how women do (well not this one).
*men
now now janers, u cant make gross generalizations b/c they are well....GROSS! how can u see other parts of ur body as sexual, when u use them to expel waste products too?
janers it's not easy to get into afro's whole. i hav to be comfortable w/ the person, lay down my guidelines, etc.
sex for gays isnt all about the azz. wuh about making out, mutual masturbation, oral, frottage, etc.
janers some wimin prefer anal during that time of the month. it's a great alternative
Actually it's a separate hole u use to expel waste but that's nothing to do with it being sexual or not.
As a conservative this is totally making me uncomfortable talking about this but as a women your vagina is the sexual part of your body - like it is officially categorised as a sexual organ. It is designed for sex - this is where u get off, where u make babies (what sex technically exists for) and what is really what you are supposed to use to have sex (scientifically speaking). Human beings have er, found news ways to pleasure each other but the conventional way is what does it for me.
yeah let's agree to disgaree. this disagreement is going down a path i'm not comfortable or familiar with....
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