Don't ask me why this popped into my head

A little ditty from my school bus riding days!

You're Momma don't wear no drawers,

I saw her when she took them off.

She threw them on the wall,

Spider Man refused to crawl!

Dong dong dong

donka ding dong

dong dong donka ding dong

 

You're Momma don't wear no drawers,

I saw her when she took them off.

She threw them in the sky,

those birds refused to fly!

Dong dong dong

donka ding dong

dong dong donka ding dong

You're Momma don't wear no drawers

I saw her when she took them off.

She threw them in the sea,

those sharks said, "Ooooooooooh weeee!"

You're Momma don't wear no drawers

I saw her when she took them off.

She threw them on the tracks,

those trains jumped 50 miles back!

there are about 80 more verses, but thats all that popped into my head.  Maybe I should go put on some panties...