Sheeeeeet....

...I almost passed the fuck out this morning.  Ok, it was afternoon, but still, the point is I almost passed out.  I think I got out of bed to fast.  But it didn't hit me right away.  I managed to get up, pee, brush my teeth, go out in the backyard with Duke, pick up poop (maybe thats what did it), get back inside, give Duke his breakfast, pee again and then when I was standing up, I almost passed the fuck out.  Good thing I made it back to the bed cause Duke has been known to take advantage of me when I'm on the floor vulnerable.  I hit the bed and within seconds I was covered in sweat.  Next thing I knew Mommy was standing over me laughing.  And I had to explain to her what I was doing flopped across the bed with my sweatshirt on one arm, my henley up over my head, one sock off, and my sweatpants around my knees.