You Know What's Good?

• Adele's album 19
• Creme Puffs from Beard Pappa
• The Treats Truck
• the softness of my sister's afro
• gorgeous brown babies
• me in one of my favorite outfits (I have about 20)
• well groomed little girls in pretty simple dresses
• that gorgeous chocolate man that I work with that called me Lady Trouble when he introduced himself to me - swoon fucking worthy
• the fact that my job has absolutely no problem with coworkers getting it on
• my Momma's limeade 
• that Paul Frank Julius hoody with the puppets on the sleeves 
• love
• that moment right before orgasm when your breathe catches and the world seems to stop
• sweaty sated bodies intertwined
• watching Katee and Will dance the Pas de Deux choreographed by Desmond Richardson and Dwight Rhoden again, even with the flight flub on the turn the first time it was still so much better than good
• me on top

black is the new president bitch...

sorry for the commercial, bitch asses got me for that one.  it'd be my fucking luck that it will play that fucking Beyawnce commercial.  fucking free advertisement bullshit.  but I used hulu rather than utube, cause it allows you to edit clip that you would like to embed.  It's open to the public and even has movie classics like "Dude Where's My Car"  

Here's Tracy Morgan on Barack Obama and Hilarity Clinton.  tee fucking hee!

Idiot Box

Here's a list of random, sometimes crappy stuff that I watch on tv regularly. Now take into consideration that I have never in my life had cable, and The Muppet Show is probably one of my favorite shows of all time. Just a twinge above Sesame Street, I got a real thing for Big Bird...

• Bones - for some reason I love this show. If you've never seen it, it comes on fox, but you can watch it online at fox.com or at hulu.com (more on hulu later) Its about a ferensic anthropologist who works with an FBI agent (Angel, you know David what's his name from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which by the by you can also watch on hulu) to solve murders. Its kinda grim but theres some humor and I like all of the characters. And its based on the life of Kathy Reichs. The anthropologist on the show - Temperance Brennan (can't remember the chicks real name and dont feel like looking it up) is insanely smart, a social misfit, and kicks ass from time to time
• Extreme Makeover Home Edition - I really can't put my finger on why, but I really like this show. Maybe because I love real estate, or I think the idea is a noble one, but in any case it usually makes me cry or at least sniffle. The show actually got sued a while back. Because of the rehabilitation of the properties, the owners property taxes went up and they wanted the show to cover the increase.
• I didn't watch it, but Mommy and Other Mother both watched A Raisin in the Sun and thought that Puffy must have paid someone to get that part. I don't know, maybe he financed the production. But speaking of plays, Mommy (if I'm not mistaken) is currently at the matinee preview performance of Cat on A Hot Tin Roof with James Earl Jones, Phylicia Rashad, Terrance Howard and Anika Noni Rose (you know the other woman in the Dreamgirls remake - which I never bothered to see)
• The Pussycat Dolls Presents Girlicious - its soooo very vapid and terrible, that its enjoyable. I think there are only about 2 or 3 girls on the show that can actually sing, but then again I always thought the same thing about the Pussycat Dolls.  I'm not even going to lie and act like I didn't watch the one the had one last season too.  Very fucked up what they did to Asia after she won...
• Girlfriends - although it hasn't been the same since the departure of Toni, its been pretty good lately. I was, however highly dissapointed with the last episode I saw in which Joan goes to visit her fiancee's public school. What a deragatory picture of a inner city school they painted! My cousin (Cousin T) has taught at one of the lowest performing schools in NYC, and while shit went down, it was never like that bullshit. Maybe I'm overreacting and shit is really that terrible out in CA. PB, did you see that episode?
• A-Team, Fantasy Island and Air Hawk on hulu.com. Its a really great site that lets you watch episodes and clips from multiple networks as well as some shows that are no longer on the air like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You have to be invited to be a member or do like I did and sign up to be a beta tester at hulu.com. Bravo kinda squelched on the deal cause they took their content off of Itunes and claimed they were going to put it on hulu but all they have on their is clips last time I looked, no full episodes. In the clips of Project Runway, they don't even show you what the finished designs look like.
• CSI - the original one. Actually haven't caught too many this season, but last season with the miniature killer was kick ass. Loved that it turned out to be a woman. NY and Miami versions are alright too, but they really don't compare to the original.
• Law & Order SVU - I used to love the original but I guess Jerry Orbach was holding the whole thing together cause after his death, I really didn't enjoy it anymore. I watch the reruns whenever I'm at my sisters house (she has cable.) I used to like Homicide: Life On the Street when Munch was on it and I like him on SVU. Plus everyone else, specially Olivia and Elliot. And the new guy is fun to look at
• World News Tonight with Charles Gibson - mainly cause he calls himself Charlie.  I find the news depressing most of the time and think alot of news anchors are phony.  Overly sad on the bad stories and frighteningly cheery on the good ones.  Charlie Gibson seems genuine to me, I appreciate his delivery and never feel like he is forcing his opinion (or someone else's) down my throat.  I tend to like the news team on ABC the best out of all the local networks, especially when they put Marvell Scott in a tight fitting t-shirt (and he's a MD!)

C- c- c- c- c- crackhead!

You know I'd do it!  I'm sorry this shit shouldn't be funny but it is.  Specially when you realize that Viv is Halle Berry...

I Swear fore God and 4 Other White People...

so today I heard that ALLEGEDLY Amy Winehouse is in rehab and has admitted to using crack. (see that ALLEGEDLY Afers?) Well there were those pictures of her and what appears to be a crack pipe and while I enjoy her music, I can't help but think, what an asshole! 

I grew up in NY, so I remember a time when you couldn't walk down a street here without seeing or stepping on a crack vile.  And it didn't matter where you where, all neighborhoods were affected.  Families were destroyed.  All over a stoopid little rock.

So I'm posting this video of Gator from Jungle Fever.  Yes, it is slightly funny, but it is also a very real portrayal.  A little reminder that crack is whack...

Ok last video association...

...Flashdance made me think of Fame and the crush that I had on Bruno and Leroy. Ah, the good old days...

She Will Cut You Like A Knife!

I soo need to get this movie on DVD, it;s a fucking classic!  And yall cant tell me that you dont do the running spinning head tossing move when your dancing around the house acting crazy!

Manhunt...

I'm goin on a Manhunt!  Glamorous Life got me to thinking about Flashdance.  I loved that movie...

 damn I wish I could still do splits like that!

Blame this on Wanda...

cause I was lurking on her site and she had a link to a Thin Lizzy video on YouTube.  And next to the video, they had another link to a Sheena Easton video, which reminded me about how much I used to love Sheila E!  Oh how I wanted to play the drums!  Ended up with a trumpet and an electric guitar.  Oh well, such is life.  Enjoy the Glamorous Life (Fergie is a biting hag who probably never had an original thought in her life!)

Gawd bless Jezebel...

You may have seen this if you've been on Jezebel.com in the last day or two, but what the fuck, its hilarious as hell.  And who doesn't love Bea Arthur?!

Two Two Two Dancing Dudes!

A ha ha ha! (does anyone else adore The Count from Sesame Street?)

I think this was around the time that I fell in love with Savion...

courtesy of YouTube

Who Knew Steve Martin Could Tap Dance?!?

courtesy of YouTube

Doesn't get good til about the 1:46 mark, but damn!

Cause Screaming and Crying Sound Pretty Damn Good To Me Right Now...

Thank you YouTube

Gawd Bless The Crackhead

There is such a fine line between genius and insanity and I love to straddle the line! Amy Winehouse is a talented nut that I hope doesn't go the was of Janis and Jimi. Here's the video of my new favorite song by her. It's from her first album Frank (before Blake and the beehive and the weight loss)


...and by the by dude may be a punk but he sure is fun to look at!

Cool Beans

Duke thinks he can talk, but he don't have anything on these guys!

Cause I Love Tony Tone Toni

and cause I feel good despite the lack of sleep...

Homie Don't Play That

Wild Thing!

Now I wonder where a little black girl in Bed Stuy got a tape of The Troggs. No matter, I did and I played it over and over and over - then bawled my head off when it broke so somebody got me a new one. This was my favorite song from the time I was about 5 til I was about 9 or 10, and I still love it. Strangely enough, Where the Wild Things Are was one of my favorite books, which may be why Sweetums is one of my favorite muppets, cause he kinda looks like one of the wild things, yes no?

Rudolph Nureyev

In case you couldn't tell he was a cutie in Swine Lake, here's a better look. Who else wants his jacket? And Afro peep the crotch, I think he stuffed it cause it looks bigger here than it did in his tights. And peep Kermit getting manhandled by Sam...

Tight Tushy

Cause I'd hate to have lead you guys on. Some of you didn't like the Big Wangeroo I showed you, so here's a tight tushy, Mr. Rudolph Nureyev, who is kindof a hottie yes no?